Best episode of any show...ever.
Doctor Who (tv series)
quicksummary: A time-traveling alien kidnaps hot chicks and manages to muck things up wherever he goes.
The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
quicksummary: I got that bitch a car. Bitches love cars.
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
quicksummary: A dude commits seven acts of assault and battery by beating the shit out of his new girlfriend’s exes and for some reason everyone thinks this is okay.
quicksummary: It’s something strange, then it’s Lupus, then we don’t know what it is, then House knows, then the person is saved. House plays piano alone with alcohol. Credits.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by J. K....
quicksummary: Good wins. Evil loses. Wizards rule. Harry bones his best friend’s sister.
Torchwood (tv series)
quicksummary: Bisexuals who own guns and occasionally fight aliens.
Dexter (TV series)
quicksummary: A serial killer catches serial killers. Hilarity ensues.
Glee (tv series)
quicksummary: A group of misfits joins the glee club at their school except they’re actually all hot as hell and most of them are popular. They all date each other except the gay one who is dating Harry Potter.
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Captain America takes No.1 Spot from Harry Potter... →
fuckyeah-avengers: $26 million for Cap vs. HP’s $16 million.
I don't think Ginny had any say in naming her kids
tennantively: prisonerofazkaban: She married Harry Fucking Potter, she has no say in ANYTHING! #ginny: harry #can we name- harry: NO I KILLED VOLDEMORT
iamthedeadpool: I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up! Is it bad that I am wading through a smallville marathon just to get to this episode???
How tall is everyone in real life?
idlovetobebardafree: beeseverywhere: doctorscience: cornylingus: c8sidhe: brotherentropy: fussyfangs: drewmaggard: trainedbrofessional: 5’7” I’m too short to be a hero ;~; 5’10” 5’3” :C same as erik :I 5’6” 5’5” i think im like 5’7” Pretty sure i’m exactly 5” :I About 5’6” 6’3”, Top shelves here I come!
a reason not to watch bears having sex
ameliazan: If they become aware of your presence, they will make eye contact with you while they climax. A beargasm lasts up to 23 minutes and you will be frozen in fear as they stare you down without blinking for nearly a half-hour, depositing four gallons of semen into their partner. And into your soul. meanwhile in nature
I'm a Whovian. Are you a Whovian? I like Whovians....
mitchellisalive: BABY YOU’RE A FIRRRREEWORK
I know that God put you in front of me, So how the hell could you front on me?– Adam to Eve. (via historysaidwhat)